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MISS PATTY'S RECITAL ENDS IN INTERPRETIVE CHAOS

Rory Leigh By Rory Leigh Published October 20, 2023
MISS PATTY'S RECITAL ENDS IN INTERPRETIVE CHAOS
Photograph by Babette Dell, Special to the Gazette

The annual Autumn Leaves Dance Showcase took an unexpected turn Thursday evening when what was billed as a graceful “Falling Leaves” interpretive segment evolved into a 20-minute avant-garde expression of existential dread that left the audience both baffled and, according to several attendees, “strangely moved.”

Miss Patty, the town’s beloved dance instructor and choreographer, had promised “a gentle exploration of seasonal change suitable for all ages.” What unfolded instead was a jarring departure from the usual small-town recital fare, featuring strobe lights, atonal music, and what appeared to be a symbolic reenactment of the town’s founding — performed entirely in mime.

Standing Ovations and Confusion

“I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Babette Dell, who attended with her husband Morey. “At one point, Kirk came out dressed as a maple tree and just… fell over? It was wild. Morey cried.”

The performance ran over its allotted 15-minute slot by nearly 25 minutes, forcing the subsequent “Tiny Dancers” tap number to be pushed past 9 PM. Several toddlers were reported to have fallen asleep in their tap shoes.

Despite — or perhaps because of — the chaos, the performance received a standing ovation from a third of the audience, while the remaining two-thirds sat in stunned silence trying to process what they had witnessed.

Miss Patty declined to comment directly but was overheard backstage telling her students, “That’s what happens when art takes the wheel, darlings. You don’t drive — you just hold on.”

Rory Leigh

Rory Leigh

Senior Correspondent

Rory Leigh covers local politics, town eccentricities, and community events for The Destination Stars Hollow Gazette.